February 2012
111 posts
Friend: Who do you think One Direction should date?
Me: Each other.
Friend: But they're-
Me: Gay.
Friend: But the whole pussy thing? Harry likes-
Me: Louis.
Friend: But aren't Eleanor and Danielle-
Me: Irrelevant.
Friend: And Niall-
Me: Loves Liam.
Friend: But those rumors and Zayn and-
Me: How he is slightly in love with Liam, but mostly his mirror? Yes, they're true.
Friend: ...So, One Direction are-
Me: Yes, gay. They're all gay.
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
